Embrace the Suck: Holiday Travel
On the 12th Day of Christmas my travel log gave to me:
12 hour layovers
11 dollar coffee
10 nasal swabbings
9 flights delaying
8 lanes a-merging
7 dollars per gallon
6 damaged presents
5 SCREAM-ING KIIIIDDDDSSSS
4 shuttle changes
3 canceled dinners
2 missing shoes
And a drunk uncle in Q-A-NONNNNNNNNNNNN
Happy Hanukkah. Merry Christmas. Happy Kwanzaa. Merry Festivus. We're airing our grievances and wishing you the best in 2023. Thanks for joining us this year!
#emptynest #fulltank